Do not even try

Only certain professionals can get away saying these: Do not even try.... 

👷Doctor: "Please take off your clothes." 
😂Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still "  
🐱Veterinarian: "How's your pretty pussy ?" 
 👴Gardener: "Want me to fertilize your bush ?" 
 👔Lawyer: "Let's go over section 69." 
💰Banker: "If you withdraw too early you lose interest." 
🍟Chef: "Do you like it hot and spicy.?" 
👮Police: "You don't need protection." 
🔫Army personnel: "Load. Aim. Fire." 
🏊Swimming instructor: "Go deeper." 
💪Gym trainer: "Push harder". 
👸Interior Decorator: "Once its done, you will love it." 
☎Telephone Guy : "Would you like it on the table or against the wall !!